CREDO blog: Will Durst http://stage.credomobile.com/commentary/ en-us Copyright 2007 Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:48:16 -0800 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Al Gore & His "Blue Sky Theory" So Al Gore got the Nobel Peace Prize for his incessant blabbing about "global warming." Big deal. The committee that hands those things out is the most motley collection of Norwegian Marxists you ever did see. Previous peace prize nominees have included Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Benito Mussolini, Satan, Michael Moore and Mother Teresa. But the worst part is the encouragement this Scandinavian Cracker Jack prize has given the former crime confederate of Hillary Clinton's husband to proselytize other harebrained speculations.

Now the Global Gloomy Gus is going around trying to convince people the sky is blue. He doesn't call it an opinion. He neglects to cite scientific evidence linking other colors to the sky. Nope. The sky is blue. Because Al Gore says so. And we're supposed to take his word for it and shut the hell up. I don't think its any big secret why Tipper's old man wants the sky to be blue. Certainly can't have the sky being red, now can we, like Florida turned in 2000?

]]> http://stage.credomobile.com/commentary/2007/10/al_gore_the_blue_sky_theory.html http://stage.credomobile.com/commentary/2007/10/al_gore_the_blue_sky_theory.html Will Durst Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:48:16 -0800 Our Offspring Fontanelle Oooh. He's clever. And obviously knows exactly what he's doing. This is all a set up, people. Has to be. Yes, I'm talking about George Bush's veto of the State Children's Health Insurance Program. Who, but a total stoned horned ogre would do that? Maybe an ogre with something up his sleeve, eh? Has anyone thought of that? I'm just waiting for him to drop the other shoe. Or throw it at a crippled puppy. Either way, there's a hidden agenda in there somewhere.

]]> http://stage.credomobile.com/commentary/2007/10/our_offspring_fontanelle.html http://stage.credomobile.com/commentary/2007/10/our_offspring_fontanelle.html Will Durst Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:45:47 -0800 God's Only Party Earlier this week, a clandestine cadre of controlling conservative Christian captains, (bunch of right wing religious nut jobs is what I’m getting at,) threatened to run from the GOP like ducks from an alligator the size of a Buick if any infidel they don’t anoint is nominated for president. And yes, specific former New York City Mayors were mentioned. Funny you should ask.

At a meeting in Salt Lake City, (where else- you thought Vegas maybe?) Heaven’s Soldiers, collectively decided they would rather support a burned- beyond- recognition, duck- billed- platypus with wire- coat- hanger hands than a certain Mr. Rudolph Giuliani. Apparently the Mayor of 9/11 is not the answer to their prayers.

]]> http://stage.credomobile.com/commentary/2007/10/gods_only_party.html http://stage.credomobile.com/commentary/2007/10/gods_only_party.html Will Durst Fri, 05 Oct 2007 08:19:24 -0800 Free Speech Ain't Free. Oh, Wait a Minute. Yeah, It Is. After all the brouhaha in New York this week, this
seems like a good time to have us a little chat about
free speech. Not restricted free speech. Not partial
free speech. Not pseudo- semi- counterfeit- limited-
free speech. Not free speech on Wednesdays between two
and three pm EDT. Not free speech zones and not free
speech reserved for the people we like and kept from
the ones we don’t. No, my friends, I’m talking about
your total, unfettered, full throated, in your face,
front row death metal rock concert, spitting in the
wind, 24/ 7, every square inch of your big white furry
butt, gushing like runoff from a rain gutter off a
cantilevered roof during a Force Five hurricane in the
tropics free speech.

]]> http://stage.credomobile.com/commentary/2007/10/free_speech_aint_free_oh_wait.html http://stage.credomobile.com/commentary/2007/10/free_speech_aint_free_oh_wait.html Will Durst Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:20:03 -0800